TTTM Religion

Where Faith Triumphs over Reason


Yes, you read it correctly! 2+2=5! Believe it long enough and hard enough, and YES! You, too, will come to believe 2+2=5 is the Gospel Truth!

TTTM Religion, unlike most religions, tolerates other 2+2=5 religions such as the following:

Roman Catholicism, Judasim, 7th Day Adventistism, Islam, Shinto, Pentecostalism, Baptism, Children of God; indeed, any and all of the many thousands of established religions worlwide.


There are some folk, notably scientists and mathematicians, who actually assert that 2+2=4. But of course we all know that these people are being hoodwinked by God, just as they are with their silly notions about Evolution, Relativity, and most absurd of all, Global Warming. You can be sure these people will pay His inevitable Price by forming an anti-religious cabal and deluding themselves by creating their own pathetic little version of Reality.

There is only one group of believers currently thought liable to insist that 2+2=3, and that is the Church of Scientology. There is some speculation that this might have been imparted to them by their beloved Thetans, along with much other such  'secret knowledge'.


Seriously though, you might get a better idea of what's going on here by hitting the button below:


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